Haiku School Life

Geez...it's really been too hot this week, both in terms of the temperature and the amount of work and arcading that's been going on. There's been absolutely no time to do anything than I want to do, which is a really sad reality. Ah well.

Never mind, I shall cheer myself up by making some Haikus. Haikus about...school! Yes, Haikus about school. Okay, very good, let's go!

EDIT: NOW WITH FANMADE HAIKUS

Riezz:

My mom makes cookies

Jonny keeps jewing cookies

He's such a bastard

I CHOOSE MAGIKARP

MAGIKARP! USE SPLASH ATTACK!

BUT NOTHING HAPPENED!

JSCY:

People are stupid

They can't even understand

Graduate math texts

Nidorina:

Hello, [insert name]

I got third in the tourney

Will you be my friend?

i like my sister

 iluma chiobu fine too

 i want her number

tourni winning strat

Qns: what's better than incest?*

Ans: Maid team twincest!

Yukarin:

Noel is moe

Fcuk, he can see my DP

This shit so imba

noel is awesome

 hyaa hyaa hyaa hyaa blue fiyahh

 2d owns dneo

oh my god sz

 you are a fucking pedo

 stop raping sister

Huazz:

Diglett used Earthquake.

But...there isn't a target.

The sandstorm rages.

*Apparently, Qns is pronounced as kyuns. o_O

Okay, I'm bored now.

Shucks, I really have to make a proper post one day.