NEWSFLASH.

Good Afternoon, and welcome to today's show. I'm Igor the Brainless, reporting to you live on Channel Thirteen, from whence all bad things come.

We have just received word that the esteemed Vampcount Mr. Rickroll has just returned from diplomatic negotiations with the Leeches of Sabah, and will be arriving in Germany shortly after the break. After a week of negotiations, in which much blood was boiled, crowds a hundred strong have gathered at the Airport to witness the arrival of Mr. Rickroll and his team of negotiators.

Reporting to you live from the scene is our German correspondent, Viscount Friedrich the Hellbent-On-World-Domination. Mr. Hellbent, please.

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Well, hello there, hello there! This is the Viscount's Assistant, Dr. Frankenfurter speaking. I'm sorry to say that the Viscount has recently been flown to Russia after being contacted by the Secret Service about a drug that could well achieve Total Mind Control over the entire Romanian Vampship.

In any case, large crowds have gathered around the Airport where Mr. Rickroll is about to arrive. Herr. Rickroll, as he is affectionately known in Germany, does not hail from Germany as is commonly believed. Instead, the man is a native of a small island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, whose name is too difficult to pronounce unless you have proper vocal cords (which, might I remind you, none of the zombies around here are privvy to).

Despite this fact, Mr. Rickroll is a proud supporter of Zombic Tradition, and he will have most sorely missed the opening of "A Frankenstein Adventure '08" (AFA '08). In fact, in a prior interview with the prestigious personage, he sent an email revealing his innermost feelings about the subject. An excerpt of it can be read here:

"How was AFA you assholes."

Indeed, one can feel the passion coming from his well-phrased reply. Now is also an appropriate time to say that despite the well-known fact that Mr. Rickroll is well-versed in at least forty-six different forms of martial arts techniques (including the legendary Fist of the North Star), there have been several who, in their desire to spread the news about what a success the AFA '08 was, have temporarily forgotten this fact, and proceeded to incur his Excellency's wrath.

Just this morning, a well-known l33t-speaking, troll-toting, swear-word-festooned banshee by the name of Ginny, accompanied by her computer-generated vocaloid The-No, was noted to have continually spammed the Nets with her praisings of the AFA. Mr. Rickroll wasted no time is sending the prick rolling head over heels into the caves of Sabah. Later, when asked about the incident, his only reply was:

"Sod off."

An especially succinct and diplomatic response from the veteran politician.

Well, that ends our coverage of the scene. This is Dr. Frankenfurter signing off.

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Well, there you have it people. We will be back shortly for the actual arrival of Mr. Rickroll, which will come after the break. After that, we will have continue our much publicized debate on: Dentures: Boon or Bane? Thank you, and please stay tuned.

Oh, by the way. Any similarities to personages outside the undead world is completely coincidental, and Channel Thirteen does not take responsibility for any damages caused.